if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
I either finish a book and have the next one propped over and ready to go or I wait 27 years and two wars before I start the next one. There is no in between.
That is a 100% accurate description of my reading methods
what you got on your Instagram that’s so private? your grande latte? that sandwich you ate yesterday? bye
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