my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
How do actors sit through movies starring themselves in it, I can barley walk by a mirror without cringing
- 1/10 performers - Patina Miller
‘It was always my dream, to do a leading role on Broadway. It’s what I went to college to do, in hopes of one day someone taking a chance on me and saying, ‘You know what? You’re going to be our girl.’
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen